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ABC WHOVIANS Announcment

Posted by sm on March 5, 2019 at 8:10 AM Comments comments (5)
Hello Whovians,

I am writing to apologise for my absence of late and for the ongoing issues members are having with the site- including difficulties signing into the site, posting and seeing whether there is new content in the forums. Unfortunately after years of trying to have these and other issues addressed by the website builder provider ( I have given up any hope that they will ever be able to provide the level of service that I expected when I first signed up with them in 2012. They have been slow in fixing some problems and have failed to fix at all many others.

As a result I have decided not to renew my website subscription when it comes due on the 17th August 2020.

Please note that this still well over a year away, and it does not mean that the website will cease to exist- The forums will remain in place and work essentially the same as they do now (which isn't that great!) The only real difference will be the website address which will change to and the appearance of the site will change as well as I currently use a premium template- which will not be available to use when the site reverts to a free website.

I did think long and hard about transferring ownership of the page to somebody new, and I do thank those who offered, but I am of the opinion that the problems with the site are the result of the poorly managed and not because of the amount of time I am able to dedicate to it.

What now?

I don't have time to explore other options for starting a new site using a different platform, but would encourage anyone who is interested in doing so, to investigate it, and feel free to advertise any such new site here on ABC Whovians.

I apologise for all the problems and thank you all for your patience and support over the years (ABC Whovians will have been running for 7 years in just over a week, can you believe?).

As a final word, a couple of you have enquired about me, and while the ongoing drought and low milk prices have taken some toll on me, as well as a minor health issue, I am otherwise ok. Part of my decision to pull away from the site has to do with these things, but I also cant ignore the fact that the site hasn't been giving me the joy it once did. Its no secret that my views on Doctor Who are not in alignment with the views of the majority here, and while a forum certainly encourages a wide range of opinions, I can't hide the fact that as a contributor I have not enjoyed being part of the community as much lately, and have accordingly spent less time contributing. I say that, not as a major reason for winding down the site- which has more to do with the issues I have had with, but as an explanation as to why I haven't been contributing as much in the forums.

I thank you again for giving me such an awesome hobby over the last 7 years, and I apologise again for the upcoming winding down of the site. Good luck to anyone who might pursue a new platform to keep this community together, but in the absence of any new site, remember this site will remain here for at least the next 17 months, and beyond using the address along with all it's frustrating issues you've all come to know and love over the last 7 years.


Joe (SM)

EDIT: Many thanks to Rumpole who has started an alternative forum at . Please go and check it out and sign up!

Series 11 ABC Whovians Awards Results

Posted by SonicR on December 19, 2018 at 7:40 AM Comments comments (2)

The votes have been tallied, and the results are in for the Series 11 ABC Whovians Awards!

Best Episode:

1. Demons of the Punjab

2. It Takes You Away

3. Kerblam!

4. The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos

5. Rosa

6. The Woman Who Fell to Earth

7. The Ghost Monument

8. The Witchfinders

9. The Tsuranga Conundrum

10. Arachnids in the UK

Best Writer

1. Vinay Patel (Demons of the Punjab)

2. Ed Hime (It Takes You Away)

3. Malorie Blackman (Rosa)

4. Pete McTighe (Kerblam!)

5. Chris Chibnall (The Woman Who Fell to Earth; The Ghost Monument; Rosa; Arachnids in the UK; The Tsuranga Conundrum; The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos)

6. Joy Wilkinson (The Witchfinders)

Best Director

1. Jamie Childs (The Woman Who Fell to Earth; Demons of the Punjab; It Takes You Away; The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos) / Jennifer Perrott (The Tsuranga Conundrum; Kerblam!)

2. Mark Tonderai (The Ghost Monument; Rosa) / Sallie Aprahamian (Arachnids in the UK; The Witchfinders)

Best Recurring Cast Member

1. Bradley Walsh

2. Jodie Whittaker

3. Mandip Gill

4. Tosin Cole

5. Sharon D. Clarke

Best Guest Actress

1. Susan Lynch (Angstrom; The Ghost Monument)

2. Vinette Robinson (Rosa Parks; Rosa)

3. Tanya Fear (Dr Jade McIntyre; Arachnids in the UK)

4. Julie Hesmondhalgh (Judy Maddox; Kerblam!)

5. Phyllis Logan (Andinio; The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos)

6. Shaheen Khan (Hasna; Demons of the Punjab)

7. Lois Chimimba (Mabli; The Tsuranga Conundrum)

8. Claudia Jessie (Kira Arlo; Kerblam!)

9. Siobhan Finneran (Becka Savage; The Witchfinders)

10. Amita Suman (Umbreen; Demons of the Punjab)

11. Shobna Gulati (Najia Khan; Arachnids in the UK)

12. Tilly Steele (Willa Twiston; The Witchfinders)

13. Suzanne Packer (Eve Cicero; The Tsuranga Conundrum)

14. Eleanor Wallwork (Hanne; It Takes You Away)

15. Lisa Stokke (Trine; It Takes You Away)

Best Guest Actor

1. Alan Cumming (King James; The Witchfinders) / Percelle Ascott (Delph; The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos)

2. Lee Mack (Dan Cooper; Kerblam!)

3. Callum Dixon (Jarva Slade; Kerblam!)

4. Mark Addy (Paltraki; The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos)

5. Chris Noth (Robertson; Arachnids in the UK)

6. Hamza Jeetooa (Manish; Demons of the Punjab)

7. Shane Zaza (Prem; Demons of the Punjab)

8. Samuel Oatley (T'zim-Sha; The Woman Who Fell to Earth/The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos)

9. Leo Flanagan (Charlie Duffy; Kerblam!)

10. Art Malik (Ilin; The Ghost Monument)

11. Kevin Eldon (Ribbons; It Takes You Away)

12. Brett Goldstein (Astos; The Tsuranga Conundrum)

13. Jonny Dixon (Karl; The Woman Who Fell to Earth)

14. Ben Bailey-Smith (Durkas Cicero; The Tsuranga Conundrum)

15. Shaun Dooley (Epzo; The Ghost Monument)

16. Amit Shah (Rahul; The Woman Who Fell to Earth)

17. Joshua Bowman (Krasko; Rosa)

18. Trevor White (James Blake; Rosa)

19. Christian Rubeck (Erik; It Takes You Away)

20. David Shields (Ronan; The Tsuranga Conundrum)

21. Jack Shalloo (Yoss; The Tsuranga Conundrum)

Best Villain

1. Becka Savage (The Witchfinders)

2. Charlie Duffy (Kerblam!)

3. Manish (Demons of the Punjab)

4. The Solitract (It Takes You Away)

5. T'zim-Sha (The Woman Who Fell to Earth; The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos)

6. Krasko (Rosa)

7. Robertson (Arachnids in the UK)

Best Monster

1. The Morax (The Witchfinders)

2. Sniper Bots (The Ghost Monument; The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos)

3. Thijarians (Demons of the Punjab)

4. Gathering Coil (The Woman Who Fell to Earth)

5. Remnants (The Ghost Monument)

6. The P'Ting (The Tsuranga Conundrum)

7. Giant Spiders (Arachnids in the UK)

And there we have it for another year! Were the results what you expected? Did they surprise you? Share your thoughts below!

Further Thoughts and Reviews of Series 11

Posted by SonicR on December 7, 2018 at 6:50 AM Comments comments (3)

I must confess that after The Tsuranga Conundrum, I completely lost interest in Series 11. I have yet to see any subsequent episodes, and probably won’t until after the final episode has aired. Even then, it’s a maybe.

Doctor Who has had bad episodes before; The Tsuranga Conundrum is just the latest in a long line. But after every previous bad episode, I’ve kept watching, my enthusiasm by no means dampened. So what happened this time?

If I had to guess, it’s that Series 11 didn’t feel exciting. It lacked that spark of energy that made it entertaining and enjoyable to watch, and something I looked forward to every weekend. Instead, a bland, mediocre run of episodes forced me to find the motivation to watch them. I couldn’t find that motivation, and still can’t.

I’m very saddened by this eventuality. Doctor Who has been my favourite tv show since as long as I can remember having a favourite tv show, and the fact that I’ve essentially given up on it brings me no joy whatsoever. Here’s hoping that when I find my way back to it, I’ll be engrossed in it once again.

Arachnids in the UK

Possibly the most misleading title in Doctor Who’s recent history, Arachnids in the UK does indeed feature arachnids (but only spiders), and they are in the UK…but only localised in Sheffield. Spiders in Sheffield would have been a much more accurate title.

It’s taken 4 episodes, but Yaz finally has some substantial character development…for about four seconds. We spend precious little time with her family, and even when she and her mum join up with the Doctor, the four other people in the Doctor’s ensemble ensure that they don’t do much. For an episode that promised some material for Yaz, the fact that she still, somehow, remains the least developed character is very disappointing.

Also disappointing is the notable fact that Arachnids in the UK is completely missing its third act. While the spiders inside the hotel are certainly taken care of, the ones that are still at large in other areas of Sheffield are completely forgotten. What happened to them? Did the Doctor even deal with them? We don’t know, because as soon as the business in the hotel is concluded, the episode moves on. It’s honestly quite baffling – all that was needed was one or two lines explaining what happened. But we don’t even get that, and as a result, the episode’s ending feels very abrupt, and is extremely unsatisfying.

On the plus side, Arachnids is somewhat entertaining purely because it sinks to the ‘so bad it’s good’ level. I got a few good laughs out of it.


The Tsuranga Conundrum

While watching The Tsuranga Conundrum, I literally forgot that Yaz was in the episode. When she appeared for the first time since they woke up on the Tsuranga, I actually said, out loud, “Oh, right, she’s still here.” No Doctor Who episode has ever made me completely forget the existence of a companion. I sincerely hope that no Doctor Who episode ever does that again.

And this is why, despite a pretty gripping 10 minutes once the Doctor and the companions awake on the Tsuranga, the episode itself instantly became the worst of a series that has so far failed to rise above anything other than mediocrity. It’s a real shame, because the whole scene as the Doctor and Astros work out what’s heading towards the Tsuranga and starts destroy it is fantastic. The music is great, the tension is palpable. And then Astros dies, and everything falls apart from there.

The main premise is fantastic: the characters are trapped aboard a spaceship that is being eaten from the inside out. Worse still, the owners of the ship could detonate it if they find out anything is wrong. Great – so let’s see everyone working together franticly, as time runs out. Stress levels should rise as conflict erupts between people who are scared, frightened, and trying desperately not to die.

But then Ryan and Yaz grind the plot to a halt to talk about Ryan’s mum. Then the Doctor grinds the plot to a halt to explain how antimatter-matter reactions work, and a pregnant alien grinds the plot to a halt to give birth. How are we meant to feel like people are under threat if everyone stops so casually to talk about things that (at best) are incidental to the actual plot?


Initial Thoughts & Reviews of Series 11

Posted by SonicR on October 26, 2018 at 3:30 AM Comments comments (2)

The beginning of a new era of Doctor Who is always somewhat of an exercise in trepidation. Having grown accustomed to the previous status quo, with a well-established Doctor and a well-established showrunner, change can be difficult to handle. But as Doctor Who has shown over its almost 55 years, change is an essential component of the programme, and is the reason it is still around today. The big question, then, is whether the show has changed too much for its good? Only time will tell. But for now, three episodes into Series 11, it is clear that the show has changed considerably.

The most noticeable change is, of course, the fact that the Doctor is now female. The idea first teased in the 1980s, then spoofed in the 90s, has finally become a reality. I was not particularly excited by the announcement last year, and had still not completely warmed to the idea by the time Series 11 was due to air. Three episodes in, and I’m still not convinced it was a good move, or at the very least, that Jodie Whittaker was the right pick for the role. She’s certainly a talented actress in other roles, but her Doctor simply feels very forced, like she’s playing someone playing the Doctor, rather than just playing the Doctor. ‘She’s trying too hard’ would be a good summary of how I feel; I get the impression that her Doctor is meant to be eccentric in a vein similar to David Tennant or Matt Smith, but she can’t pull it off. Eccentricity is something that came very naturally to Tennant and Smith, but Whittaker is struggling, and it shows. To be fair to her, though, she’s not helped by the writing.

Both of the previous showrunners, Russell T. Davies and Steven Moffat, had a background in writing comedies before they wrote for Doctor Who, and that resulted in sharp, witty dialogue that conveyed a lot of information in as little time as possible. Chris Chibnall, on the other hand, excels in character dramas, and has become very clear in the two episodes that he’s written by himself so far, dialogue is not his strong point. It’s often clunky and awkward at best, and downright cringe-inducing at worst (“Biology!”;), adhering very closely to a format of question, exposition, question exposition. This is great for letting the audience know what’s going on, but it gives the episode a very stilted pace.

A final observation of the first three episodes is that Doctor Who still has yet to solve its tendency to lack good villains and monsters. This is somewhat understandable in The Woman Who Fell To Earth, which has to introduce both a new Doctor and the new companions. For The Ghost Monument and Rosa, on the other hand, their absence goes a long way to highlight how much better those episodes could have been had the antagonists been decent. In both, they feel like an afterthought, tacked on out of obligation, with no real intent to develop or explore them in any way.

Needless to say, my initial impression of Series 11 have been distinctly negative. While not terrible television – there are far worse shows out there – they are all reminders of how much better Doctor Who can be when it tries. All I can do now is hope that the remaining seven episodes are all marked improvements.

The Woman Who Fell To Earth

A largely unimpressive story that was the weakest introduction of a new Doctor since the show returned in 2005. As expected, how the Doctor survived a fall from a height many times the height of the one that triggered his fourth regeneration is completely brushed aside in favour of rapidly advancing the plot. The new companions are quite well-developed, with Bradley Walsh’s Graham being the standout. The Stenza, T’zim-Sha, had an effective design, but failed to do anything to establish him as a serious threat, and was removed from the episode quite cleanly and quickly. By far the highlight of the episode was the funeral scene at the end, which explored emotionally mature themes in a way that Doctor Who has rarely done before.


The Ghost Monument

The idea that the TARDIS was the ‘ghost monument’, a monolith that appeared every 1000 solar cycles on a planet before disappearing again was a fantastic one. Unfortunately, the episode failed to explore it in any meaningful fashion, instead choosing to focus on two characters completing a race, with the Doctor and companions tagging along in an effort to get off the planet. Numerous, more interesting plot elements are mentioned and ignored, with random robots and flying pieces of cloth showing up, doing nothing, before being defeated – all within the space of 3 minutes of their initial appearances. Finally, to cap the whole thing off, the two participants in the race decide to agree to tie for a win, and we get what is possibly the worst TARDIS interior since the 2005 ‘coral’ one. The cinematography, too is bizarre, with wide, gorgeous shots showing the South African countryside only gracing us at the end, after 45 minutes of close-ups.



Doctor Who has never shied away from dealing with contentious issues, and nor should it. The result is the best episode of the series so far – though admittedly that isn’t saying much. Rosa addresses issues of racism in a mature, realistic way, and the episode is all the better for it. However, its villain is weakly developed, and given no motivation beyond being a racist ‘just because’. He created obstacles for the protagonists, and once that job was complete, was removed from the plot in an extremely underwhelming way. The less said about the pop song at the end, the better. Graham is still the most interesting of the companions, but Yas is criminally underdeveloped, a major blunder that will hopefully be corrected in the very near future. The dialogue showed a marked improvement on the previous two episodes as well, no doubt due to the co-writing credit of Malorie Blackman.


Twice Upon a Time Review

Posted by SonicR on December 28, 2017 at 8:05 PM Comments comments (3)

Doctor Who's annual Christmas Special farewells the 12th Doctor - and the 1st.

Regeneration episodes: a necessity to ensure that Doctor Who continues, exchanging the lead actor for another. Some do a fantastic job at giving a conclusion to the incumbent Doctor's tenure, others...not so much. Thankfully, the former is the case here. Put simply, Twice Upon a Time was everything I wanted it to be: a fitting coda to the 12th Doctor’s adventures, and Peter Capaldi and Steven Moffat’s time working on the show. Suffice to say, I’m tremendously pleased that all three went out on a high. There’s nothing worse than to have the last hurrah be an unintentional failure, leaving a bad taste in the mouth once their gone. No, here, Moffat has crafted a very personal, emotional story that in many ways acts as his and Capaldi’s final love letter to the show that they so clearly love.

The inclusion of the 1st Doctor is one example – not particularly necessary to the story (though really, the entire story isn’t strictly necessary in the first place), but nevertheless a welcome presence. I had worried that he would distract from the 12th Doctor’s swansong, but he was very much the supporting character here, leaving the story a good ten minutes before the episode ended, allowing us to have our final minutes with 12. But when he was around, he was great, giving us that distinctive gruffness, along with the twinkle and charm that endeared him to a whole generation of children over 50 years ago. The only downside, however, was the rather jarring ‘jokes’ at his expense concerning his views on women. While it would be silly to deny that 1960s Doctor Who was a product of its time, the extent of the first Doctor’s casual sexism (which is debatable in and of itself) was needlessly exaggerated here, and seemed only to exist so that Moffat and the audience could look back and laugh at how unenlightened we were a few decades ago. But barring those four instances, having the 1st Doctor play a major role in an episode was wonderful. So wonderful, in fact, that I wish we’d had a bit more of him. For instance, the scene where he was discussing regeneration with his future self was building up to be beautifully poignant, yet was cut brutally short by Rusty the Dalek attacking them. Couldn’t we have spent just a minute or two more with them before the action started up again?

But throughout it all, David Bradley did an excellent job of playing the character, managing to replicate the main ‘essence’, rather than going for a full impersonation. And that’s what’s important. No one can replicate William Hartnell’s performance, physical appearance or voice, but Bradley succeeded in capturing the spark of Hartnell’s Doctor, and that definitely gave us the next best thing. Big Finish has announced that he will be doing a series of audio adventures as the 1st Doctor too, so I’ll be sure to check them out to have more of his great performance.

If there’s one, overwhelming disappointment I have with the inclusion of the 1st Doctor, it’s that we didn’t have him and the 12th Doctor go and visit their granddaughter, Susan. It would have been a lovely scene to have them make good on their promise to return to her – especially because the original actress is still alive! – but alas, it was not to be. A missed opportunity, and a real shame.

What wasn’t a shame, though, was Peter Capaldi’s final moments as the Doctor. And yes, while the TARDIS crashing after the regeneration wasn’t original in the slightest, the pre-regeneration speech consisting of giving a list of verbal instructions to the next Doctor was. Combined with 12’s final words of “Doctor, I let you go”, the whole scene did a marvellous job at embracing the change to come. And it did a good job of helping the audience embrace the change too – myself included. “I suppose one more life won’t kill anybody,” the Doctor says, as the music swells, bringing a sad, happy smile to my face. As someone who has been lukewarm at best to the idea of a female Doctor, actually seeing the morph between Peter Capaldi and Jodie Whittaker gave the idea the one thing it hadn’t had before – credibility. It grounded it within the show. Suddenly, Jodie wasn’t just an actress who was to become the Doctor is some abstract sense. She was the Doctor. Seeing the change made all the difference, and while I’m still not completely sold on the idea, I’m nonetheless quite excited to see how Jodie will go, and where the show takes the 13th Doctor.

And that’s the best thing about Twice Upon a Time, I think. It got me excited. It made me remember why I love Doctor Who. Though I can be a horrible old codger about it on occasion (just ask my housemates!), through all that criticism is a love for a show that never fails to inspire, to create wonderful characters, and to give us moments like the recreation of the Christmas Armistice, or the hug between the Doctor, Bill and Nardole. Or even the Clara cameo. Twice Upon a Time brought Capaldi’s tenure to a close, and it beautifully wrapped up the adventures of the 12th Doctor. It even did the unthinkable: it made me dislike Hell Bent a little less. How could it not, with that lovely grin on the Doctor’s face as he says he remembers Clara? Making me look back fondly on an episode I strong dislike is a true Christmas present from Doctor Who if ever I wanted one. As the Doctor himself said, "hate is always foolish."

Farewell, Peter Capaldi and Steven Moffat, you will both be sorely missed.



Posted by sm on September 2, 2017 at 6:20 PM Comments comments (0)

Last month we started a new feature of the site called Member's Pick- where each month a different site member gets to choose a song to share with their fellow members. Last month our song was chosen from one of our original members Patch- who actually vcame up with the name ABC Whovians and started the original ABC Whovians Yahoo! group.

This month's song choice goes to one of our newest members whose contributions and theories have been much appreciated on the site- KRSPDS. She has chosen an appropriate song for a Whovian- Doctorin' The Tardis by The Timelords.


Patch's Pick

Posted by sm on August 11, 2017 at 8:35 PM Comments comments (2)

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Welcome to a new feature of our website called "Member's Pick".

Each month a different member will get to choose a music video to share on the site.

To get the ball rolling this month ABC Whovians' admin Patch has chosen one of her favourite songs: THANK YOU by Led Zeppelin.

Beautiful choice Patch!

If you would like to share your favourite song please inbox me via my profile page.

If you liked Patch's choice please leave a comment below. Non members who would like to leave a comment, please do NOT include your real email address as requested (just put in a fake email) as this will be published on our site

The Eaters of Light Review

Posted by SonicR on July 7, 2017 at 9:35 AM Comments comments (2)

The Eaters of Light is the first New Series story to be written by someone who also penned a script for the Classic Series. The author in question is Rona Munroe, and her previous Doctor Who contribution is actually the final story of the Classic era – 1989’s Survival. The Eaters of Light is a vastly different beast than Survival, but that can’t hide the fact that it is distinctly underwhelming.

Bland, dreary, dull. Those three words sum up the Scottish weather depicted in the episode, but they also encapsulate my opinion on the episode as a whole. There’s nothing really wrong with it; the premise is simple, the monster very well designed, and the resolution fairly straightforward, yet it still manages to come across as rather boring. There’s simply nothing to keep the viewer engaged. The monster element to the narrative had a great deal of potential, but that opportunity was squandered as soon as the episode decided to go off and have the Doctor moralise at a bunch of frightened teenagers instead. It’s a real shame, because the monster is very well realised, and could easily come off as terrifying, but it fails to do anything of merit other than killing a Roman to demonstrate its power, temporarily harming Bill, and moving the characters to where they need to be in order for the episode to conclude. It’s a plot device, nothing more.

But the monster being a plot device didn’t necessarily have to be a problem – not if the actual focus of the episode was any good. Exploring the cultural differences between the Picts and the Romans, comparing and contrasting the positives and negatives of both, then perhaps tying it all together using the monster as a metaphor (similar to how the monster in 2010’s Vincent and the Doctor is a metaphor for Vincent’s mental illness) would have worked really well, I think. What we get, unfortunately, is a group of Pict teenagers and a group of Roman teenagers both saying that they’re scared of the monster. The only real difference is to whom they’re saying it. It comes across as one-note, and very repetitive.

Eventually though, both groups encounter each other, and through an admittedly clever use of the TARDIS’ translation circuit, put aside their differences to send the monster back to its own domain. And they do so rather easily, diminishing the monster’s threatening presence even more – all by essentially holding up a magnifying glass to it and hoping the concentrated light refracted through the glass hurts the monster enough to coax it back into the portal. It’s a quick and easy way of getting the physical threat resolved, but again, the focus is on the characters, and yet again, the characters fall flat. For some reason, the Doctor decides that he must stay in the portal and fend off the creatures until the Earth is destroyed, though there’s no real justification for this plan – it just appears out of nowhere, with the Doctor already convinced it’s the only way to solve the problem. This is despite the fact that the monsters have displayed no feats of impressive strength, so surely blocking the entrance to the portal by collapsing the structure would suffice? Even barricading it would work quite nicely! There’s no real reason why anyone has to physically step into the portal to keep the planet safe.

But even once the Doctor is convinced to let the young Pict girl fulfil her tribal duties, with the Romans and the Pict musicians assisting her, the whole thing seems oddly unsatisfying. The whole troupe marches into the portal, intending to live out the rest of their lives fighting off the creatures, but no one seems to have thought of taking food and water in with them! In that case, they’ll only be able to spend roughly three days maximum in the portal (from their perspective) before they all die of thirst – and that’s assuming they’re not killed by the monsters first! The whole resolution to the episode, while simple and straightforward, seems to have been rushed in order to give a thematic conclusion to the characters, to the detriment of a narratively cohesive one. And there’s nothing necessarily wrong with that, as long as we care about the characters and their themes, but as I’ve talked about above, that is most certainly not the case here.

All in all, The Eaters of Light strives to be a character piece, but ultimately fails in its ambition. It’s best element – the monster – is woefully underutilised, and is sidelined at the expense of a character piece that no one really cares about. The conclusion is rushed, and leaves the whole episode feeling distinctly underwhelming.


The Empress of Mars Review

Posted by SonicR on July 4, 2017 at 7:40 AM Comments comments (2)

Despite the Ice Warriors being Doctor Who’s version of the ‘little green men from Mars’, the fact that they come from our planetary neighbour has never been anything of importance – an interesting titbit of information at most, and hardly relevant to the plot. As such, it’s tremendously satisfying to see them in action on their home planet, in an episode that twists the usual Doctor Who dichotomy of good humans defending Earth against the bad aliens. This inversion of the usual good vs bad formula also plays quite well into the traditional depiction of the Ice Warriors - despite being the classic Doctor Who villain (big and lumbering), in most of their apperances they've always been shown to be, at the very least, not wholeheartedly bad; even sympathetic, as was the case in their last appearance: 2013's Cold War, which was also written by the author of this story, Mark Gatiss.

Two of Gatiss' scripts for Doctor Who have also taken place in Victorian London, and from both of those it's evident that he's quite a big fan of the time period. So for what may possibly be his final Doctor Who script, it's no real surprise that he's combined two of his favourite aspects of Doctor Who into the one story that, against all the odds, actually works really well. Victorian soldiers on Mars fighting the Ice Warriors is something that sounds completely ridiculous, but the reason I think it works is because it takes full advantage of the colonial beliefs and behaviours of the British Empire at the time. Mars in this case is pretty much analagous to Africa, with the British troops coming in to claim the land for the Queen, and fighting off the natives in the process. Only this time, the natives have the superior technology to the invaders.

Fortunately, that's all in the subtext, and audience isn't barraged with a big speech about the wrongs of that historical attitude. This allows the episode to get on with the central conflict of the episode - humans vs Ice Warriors, with the Doctor trying to intervene and stop the conflict altogether. And yes, it plays out exactly as you expect, but it's done so well, with clear narrative reasons justifying the conclusion, and the fleshing out of the characters to make their motivations understandable, that Empress of Mars becomes greater than the sum of its parts.

Speaking of the inidvidual parts, I really enjoyed the first appearance of a female Ice Warrior. Only ever alluded to previously, it adds a new dynamic to the species – even if, combined with the ‘ice tombs’, the Ice Warriors appear to be the Martian version of the Cybermen, with the Empress as the equivalent of a Cyberleader. But one thing that Empress of Mars did so well is that it showed that, unliked the Cybermen, there was disunity among the ranks of the Ice Warrors in the form of the previously captured one, Friday; this lack of uniformity is also shown on the human side through the commanding officer. Doctor Who has never really done shades of gray well (it’s one of my issues with the Zygon two-parter from Series 9; no ‘good’ zygons are shown doing anything of merit), so it’s nice that the fact that there can be diversity within a faction can be shown in an effective way.

The episode isn’t perfect: for one, I wish that Adele Lynch, who played the Empress, had reigned in her performance; it was a bit too hammy for my taste, and did detract slightly from what was otherwise quite a compelling role. It’s also quite obvious that the script for Empress of Mars was written before Nardole was confirmed as a full time companion, with him disappearing out of the episode after only a few minutes, only to return towards the end. Nardole has been a very endearing presence this series, so his absence is noticeable, but the story works very well without him, and his return to Earth and recruitment of Missy to get the TARDIS back to Mars continues to set up what appears to loosely be the series arc; that of the Master’s redemption. I’m still not quite convinced that the Doctor attempting to turn the Master good is an idea worth pursuing, but the question of whether or not he’ll succeed is an intriguing one, and it will be interesting to see how it comes to a head, presumably in the finale.

Empress of Mars offered a great premise, compelling characters and sensible solution to the episode’s conflict, and it all made for an excellent episode. But the icing on the cake was the realisation that it essentially serves as a prequel to the Third Doctor story The Curse of Peladon, where the Ice Warriors are shown to be members of the Galactic Federation. The added bonus of a cameo from Alpha Centauri, an alien who also appeared in the Peladon story, was icing on the icing on the cake! The fact that Alpha Centauri was voiced by its original voice actor, 91 year old Ysanne Churchman, made the moment even more special, and easily cemented Empress of Mars’ status as the best episode of the series thus far.


Monk Trilogy Review

Posted by SonicR on June 20, 2017 at 6:25 AM Comments comments (1)

Three-parters return with the Monks: mysterious aliens who seek to invade Earth – but only if they’re asked. It’s an interesting premise, but unfortunately the execution is somewhat lacking. As a whole, it fails to congeal into one unified story; while there are elements carried over between the three episodes, they never really capitalise on the potential to take those threads and explore them over the course of 135 minutes. Each episode prefers to instead introduce its own elements, and that works as a detriment to the story as a whole.

For instance, the first episode, Extremis, does a good job of giving us the first glimpse of the villainous Monks, their capabilities, and their level of dedication to ensure that their plan works perfectly. It’s all to do with simulations, and how to discern whether one is in the real world, or the simulated one. As such, it could be surmised that this theme would carry on through to the next two episodes as well. It does, but in a different way. Pyramid at the End of the World and Lie of the Land focus more on the psychological aspects of truth, to the detriment of the technological ones. And that’s unfortunate, because Extremis does quite a good job at tying the two together.

This is due to how it explores the ramifications of discovering that the world is a simulation. Readers of the Veritas book decide to commit suicide, and I think understandably so. After all, if the universe is just a simulation, then what’s the point to life? It’s hard to emphasise just how horrible I think such a revelation would be – Bill and Nardole are clearly aghast at the notion, and Bill in particular has trouble coming to terms with the reality of the situation. It’s an admittedly superficial exploration into the base existential questions we humans have, and how we’d react if something that we would normally never believe turned out to be true.

But it’s an exploration that could have become very substantial had it continued into the next two episodes. Having the Doctor, Nardole and Bill question whether they were in yet another simulation would have added a nice layer of depth to Pyramid at the End of the World. After all there was a test in the Extremis simulation that allowed you to know if you were in a simulation, so what if, for another simulation, there was no such test? What if the Monks wanted the people in the Extremis simulation to know they were a simulation? It could have become very mind-bending in ways like the 2014 Christmas Special, and I think would have worked better. For instance, Bill initially refuses to give consent to the Monks to invade, believing it all to be another simulation. But then the Monks reveal that this is in fact the real world, and so she consents, allowing the Doctor’s eyesight to be restored, and the Monks to invade. This ending for Pyramid would have essentially the big twist in Extremis done in reverse – that the episode has been taking place in the real world, not a simulation, and I think would have made for a more compelling episode.

That’s not to say that Pyramid didn’t have some good stuff – the protagonists working out the Monks’ plan works well, but at times it does feel like the characters are biding their time until they need to get in positions so that plot contrivances can setup the events for the next episode. And these contrivances are quite basic too – a very sick scientist who refuses to go home; both biolab airlock doors being able to be open at the same time, the locking mechanism on the lab door being something that no lab would ever use for a locking mechanism, and of course, the fact that the Doctor is still blind at all. The Time Lords are such an advanced race, but they don’t have something in the TARDIS that can heal blindness? Or the Doctor couldn’t have gone to somewhere that could have? None of these things are addressed, and it’s quite annoying. The fact that Bill (or anyone, actually) doesn’t notice that the Doctor is blind is another major let down. It should be obvious to anyone that he’s not behaving normally, and after what happened in Oxygen, the cause of the odd behaviour should be obvious, to Bill at least.

But contrivances aside, the ending to Pyramid is effective and well-constructed. Bill’s willingness to consent to the Monks despite not knowing what that would entail, while a big silly in the grand scheme of things, felt genuine after seeing the rapport they’d build over the course of the series. What doesn’t feel genuine, however, is her decision to shoot the Doctor one episode later, in Lie of the Land. Despite all the justification of her believing that the Doctor has joined the Monks, it comes off as a completely bogus character decision in order to get the Doctor to fake a regeneration so that the trailers could capitalise on the fact that Peter Capaldi is leaving at the end of the year. Has regeneration really been trivialised so much that it’s now just trailer fodder?

The Doctor’s fake regeneration really irked me – and not just because the scene involved both him and Bill acting incredibly out of character, but because it was some wasted potential. If you’re going to capitalise on Peter Capaldi’s departure, why not make the regeneration legitimate and make Lie of the Land the first appearance of the 13th Doctor? The episode is immediately made that more compelling, as now the Doctor has to defeat some aliens that are already settled in the role of Earth’s Masters, all while dealing with the usual post-regenerative symptoms. The ending would also be changed so that Bill renounces her consent to the Monks, and time rewinds back to the instant after the Doctor’s eyes were healed in Pyramid. A touch convenient yes, but better than the actual ending of the episode, where humanity forgot exactly what had happened over the past 6 months. What about all the people who the Monks killed?

As for Missy, well, I’m not really sure the story needed her. I get the sense that her appearances in Extremis and Lie of the Land were intended to set up her role in the final two episodes of the series. As it stands, I find the arc that they seem to be going with (turning her good) to be silly. The Master, good? Really? But that quibble aside, it’s actually rather nice seeing a different side to the Master, one where there’s no grandiose plan for killing the Doctor, or world domination (or both). You do get the sense that both she and the Doctor miss the friendship they once had in their childhood, and it will be interesting to see how that will play out over the rest of the series before culminating in the finale.

All in all, the Monk trilogy is a bit of a disappointment. It had a great setup and premise, but failed to capitalise on them, instead giving us plot contrivances and extreme out of character moments. Individually, the episodes are solid, but when taken together as a unified story, they reek of missed opportunity.